klasik , aneh tapi mantap

isu

i .
aku mahu kisah chenta yang pelik, tapi tamahu la kan bau kambing satu badan. boleh? pelat pelat Pierre Andre pun lawak komik spastik dia nampak bodoh dan menjadi ( sila refer cerekarama NIZAM KAMBING jika kau sudah mula pening, aku tamahu explain ).


ii-
ketika sedang beli dan belah jam dua petang

ayah : diba ada tahi lalat tepi mulut.
aku : oh. hmm
ayah : mesti mulut jahat
aku: memang pun. ( nada sedikit sarcastic, aku senyum ketat, ala-ala tak kisah la distereotype oleh darah daging sendiri)

mengapa? kenapa? aku menjawab selancang demikian?.teori ayah aku boleh disangkal setelah aku kaji dan siasat selama beberapa saat.



yeye je aku mulut jahat.
macam la mulut aku pernah bunuh orang,kan?.

the kind sandman;

Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

From the book THE SANDMAN: THE KINDLY ONES by NEIL GAIMAN

aku mahu kaya. boleh ke haa?

roket kertas kini mengambil tempahan chocolate chip cookies
( serius ni ) .


hubungi aku untuk maklumat lanjut okay.

oh jolly curry

hari indah.
bila kau sembur deodorant ke rambut instead of conditioner.

siapa la buat botol spray dua-dua tu sama warna eh?
bangang.