he's back

whadda ya get when ur school will be having a water shortage for a week?



CUTI.


Dia cuti da weh.

AND IM SO THRILLED.
ADA LAGI MAHLUK MAW DIBULI.


HO YEA. HO YEA.

nak join buat ciken dance?

hello tok kadi

Encik tok kadi
sila chuak - kan bakal suami ku dengan dashyat nya okey? Set.


1. How old are you and are you single?
old enuff to own a kid or two. serious. I'm single and trying my best to keep it that way. eceh. blah la weh.

2. At what age do you think you'll get married?
u shud ask till when I shud be single.

3. Do you think you'll be marrying
the person you're with now?
I'm alone here with myself. so ,, to myself, will u marry me?. ( uh, wth is this???)

4. If not, who do you want to marry with?
1.bill gates ( ye , aku suka orang suka buat kebajikan ni, dan juga byk duit)
2.Sean Faris
3.Kim Kibum(super junior)- ni copy zati
4.Choi siwon(super junior)- ni copy zati
5.Micky yoochun(TVXQ)- ni copy zati plus if kau bagi dia kat aku, aku confirm takkan kacau hidup kau lagi. janji. :D
.......................
* sila Google for their pics if kau rajin mahu buat begitu.aha, this is pure imagination, okay. takkan nye aku dapat diorg nehh. all celebs.



5. Who would be your bridesmaid and best man?
ala...leceh. I'll spare u d details

6. Do you want a garden / beach or traditional wedding?
srsly , i dnt have any plan or dream of this thing or whatsoever.

7. Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
korea - busan in specific. naah. I'm fine with anywhere nice and comfy, oho, will my own bed do the trick?. gila honeymoon.

8. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
u want to attend the event , sila la. jangan malu malu eh

9. Will that include your ex-es?
will u come hunney?

10. How many layers of cake do you want?
aku tak makan kek, so peeps, try giving me cookies.

11. The time of day you wanna get married?
waktu waktu halal.ngeh.

12. Name the tune you'd like to play during the wedding.
enuff korang suma buat bising.

13. Fine dining or just normal fork and spoon dining?
u dine the way u're most comfortable with, takkan kau mau pakai kaki?

14. Champagne or red wine?
le vodka pls. naah.

15. Honeymoon right after the wedding or
days after the wedding?
everyday is a happy day. ceh, merepek.

16. How many kids you'd like to have.
how many kids shud I have?

17. Would you record your honeymoon?
hoho, yes I will. bila divorce I'll shove em up to his face , " these were ur promises for a forever with me". see? how emo is that?. hahah

18. I wanna tag;??

if I tag u , will u marry me?
no?
thought so.
tag ur own butt okey.

my spotless mind

aku rindu maw chat kat mirc
ceh,
old school classics.
where everyone there in those chat rooms thought I was a guy for the fact that I love cartoons so much
and they can't understand why .
( serius, 2001's mentality was really frightening) suka cartoons pun macam lelaki? go wear some bikini then pls , mamat yang suka soapy movies and kuat nanges bila tgk cerita sedih.( aku biased if those guys are either gheiz or vvv good looking)
aku tak mahu ulas lebih spesifik, sbb aku bkn feminist, racist or even worse, gender-ist.* this word is utter crap.

imah, kau mahu update.
i give u update. :D





till chicken can do ballet,
in pink tutu, that is.
babai cokelat muffin;

( jgn lupa tinggalkan puji-pujian eh.)

Attention peeps ; confirmed, My wedding is in May. sila la datang

aku tak senang nak menulis.
tengok tv lagi best.
wipeout tak kelakar pun . pffttt. tgk korean show w/o subs lagik best????
headline tu apasal?
saje, catchy sikit.
aku mahu attention je tu. tolong jangan sebarkan. mati aku nak menjawab nanti.
oh, oh
encik blogi, sila la update diri kau sendiri ohkey?.
aku penat la tgk page kosong kau yang putih bersih.

cuti ni aku buat apa ? 7 hari je kira cuti eh?
stupid.
uh - laptop di-on khas untuk menaip karya aku yang kamu kamu semua tak akan mampu baca sebab aku tak mampu nak post di sini* di ms words yang aku rasa semakin nazak sebab laptop aku berkemungkinan markas khas virus membiak


and ye , even aku ada movie twilight tu aku tak mahu tengok,
sebab ntah?
aku nak tunggu satu dunia benci dulu cerita tu kot baru aku berminat.
aku tonton tokyo drift setiap hari hanya untuk menatap muka actor yang namanya dalanm cerita itu HAN.
han-ni ( hunny)
aw, man, I AM STRAIGHT * gaya dramatik sikit

BUKU TABLO - YANG AKU SUKA ITU. SEBAB COVER CUN.



aku bakal bergusti dengan buku itu. tiap kali aku buka,aku TER- tidur.
lately , aku tak pernah lepas limit 12 pm. damnson. aku mahu stay up late.
buat ape?
hah. perlukah kau tahu?.
aku high in saccharine hari ni , o yeay.

till aku semakin kurus dan hilang 168lbs macam dalam The Biggest Loser,


babai ye cik ngok and cik ngek.

Aku mahu cerita.

" Hello?."

" Hello"

" Dah ok? Dah sihat?"

" Dah. Sihat dah. Tak ada apa dah"

" Macam mana boleh heart attack lagi?, Mesti minum air banyak ais ni."(???)

" Mana ada"

" Atuk dah ok ke ni? , Betul?."

" ....."

" Atuk?"

"...."

" Jawab periksa betul-betul. Atuk doakan".

" Atuk jangan tak makan ubat. Jaga diri baik-baik ok?"

" ...."

" Atuk?"

" ..."


For the first time in my 20 years of life, I heard him tearing up. Even if it was for mere seconds after those pause of absolute silent, I know he's fine.




(???).Wth ais and cardiac rest ade kena mengena? Aku tak tahu. Aku excited dia dah ok actually.
Even for a ciggie, dia boleh drive sendiri cari kat kedai. Betul orang cakap, old habit dies hard. )

Aku mahu jumpa Atuk.
Damn exam.

Lights, camera, action & go.

Lights, camera, action and go.

You're no movie star.
Life revolves AROUND you.
Not because of you.
Stupidity kills , you should know it by now.











Melancholic. Emosi. Encik Mime pun mahu gila deep hari ni?.




p/s:

credits?. go thank Mr.Flickr.

The cruelty of a sadistic blogist.

I woke up and realised that I've been tagged with the same thing I did last week.
Will I do it or should I just copy paste the previous answers?.
The verdict?.

Qiuk, you owe me one ye darling.



Whats your name?
it's Dba. Debbris. Whatever you wish.

When is your birthday?
May 31st.

How do you feel right now?
Melancholic as shit. Eternal morning's songs are beautifully depressing.

Whats the strangest thing you have done?
Answering questions w/o anyone asking me to do so.

What did you do on your birthday last year?
I ate my cake before I sleep.All hail to freaking calories.

What about this year?
You tell me.

How do you relax?
I do nothing.

Whats your favorite book?
Pieces of You by Daniel Armand Lee. A member of Eternal morning & Leader of Epik High.


Who was the last person to text you?
Neda. As always.

What about call you?
Ayah.

Who was your last ex?
Ex who?

Why did you split?
Split what?

Have you ever been drunk?
Naah and am planning not to.

What did you wear last Halloween?
I don't even know what time of the year they're celebrating this.


When did you last cry?
I laughed so hard last two days , I ended up crying. In joy, obviously.

Are your parents still together?
20 years together and still going strong

Who did you last argue with?
Nobody. I'm nice enough to be ignored.

What time did you go to bed last night?
My whole system did shut down on their own on 2am something last night.


Who is your best friend?
Wise man used to say ( Oh, well. It's my quote anyway) - when you grow up, you don't even have a need for a best friend. You live on your own will.
I have my own copyright to this. Gimme credit if you copy paste it. :D

Do you bite your nails?
Sadly , yes.

What about toe nails?
Do I look that hungry and peasant to you?

What are your hobbies?
The typical anti-socialist stuff.

Have you ever watched the sun set?
Yessir.

Where did last vacation to?
I cn't even remember.

Whats your hair color?
Black. I hope. :D

What are you wearing?
My usual saya-tido-dalam-ini clothings.

Do you wear makeup?
No.

Do you get hay fever?
Should I get one?

What music are you into?
My current obsession : Eternal morning. Go Google for them if you will.

Have you ever been out with your best friend’s ex?
Nope.

Ever sneak out of your house?
Naah. I won't do such things.

What did you do today?
I woke up super late and had my shower and now blogging.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Study,

Whats the last thing you ate?
chicken burger.

Are you a forgiving person?
A definite No.

Are you mad at anyone right now?
Am not some depressed maid. I'm calm as hell now. It's a good day as well.

Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
Yessir.

Ever had a garage sale?
Nope.

What is/was your school like?
I had my own share of heaven and hell. Thank you STF.

Describe your best friend?
-

Do you like your partner’s family?
-

When did you last smile and why
I'm forgetful. Heh.

Have you ever cheated in a test?
I did. And am not proud of it. It was back then in school days.
In my French test to be specific.

Are you scared of falling in love?
Love is not that creepy. So yeah, I suppose I should answer No to this,

Have you ever felt replaced?
Nope.

Do you trust your friends?
Define trust please.

Do you like coffee?
Used to.

Have you had kids?
Gila.

If not, do you want them?
I'm planning to have a pair of em before I hit 40.

Are you brainy?
I hope I am.

What was the last film you watched?
Fast&Furious 4.

Whats the time?
1305

How old are you going to be in 7 months?
Old enough to watch 18 PL. or maybe NC-17.

Was yesterday better then today?
No Sir.

When did you last see your mum?
Last Sunday.

Your dad?
Last Sunday as well.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Whatever.

Do you smile often?
:D

Do you collect anything?
Check my Spidey. I had my change thrown in there every single day. I'm a freaking change-naire. I know.

Can you remember your dreams?
Some lucky times, Yeah

Do they come true?
I wish they will. Weh, getting to meet some artists face to face. Who wouldn't want it?

Who would you kill right now if you could?.
This question is stupid as it is.

Where were you 4 hours ago?
I was sleeping on my bed.

What song describes your life right now?
White- Eternal morning.

Whats your biggest regret?
I'm too stuck in my present to regret for my past.

Whats your body type?
I'm square. Always.

Do you have any scars?
A few.

What from?
Some mysterious thing yet to be solved.

What pets do you have?
Adik. A big fat fur ball. The name is one epic classic.

Where do you get your music from?
From my folders in this laptop?

Your most recent lie:
-

A lie you tell yourself:
You'll be fine for now.

You are embarrassed when you:
I feel like doing so.

The memory that still makes you laugh:
I laugh as I will. No memories needed for this.

How you picture the end of the world:
I'm scared as hell to know I will be losing everyone and everything.

If reincarnation does exist, you would like to come back as :
I don't believe in this.
But if do, I want to be a nicer being.

bukan minimalis?

Kenapa aku tak mahu jadi minimalis?

Soalan yang jauh lain dari maksudnya dengan ,kenapa saya suka rumah saya.

Jawapan aku.
Sebab aku lapar. Sebab aku gila.

Kau potong ayat pertama di antara dua di atas. Dan tada , seorang minimalis sudah tercipta.
Minimalis suka tulis ringkas sahaja.
Cool bukan?

Aku suka tulis panjang-panjang dalam belog.
Tapi cikgu-cikgu BM mahu pun English aku pasti bosan nak tanda kertas jawapan esei aku dulu.Asyik ulang isi yang sama je budak ni.Hampeh.

Dan semalam , aku menulis esei lagi.
Subjek: Islamic Worldview. Kali ini, jari jemari aku menjerit sakit. Ini metafora aku sendiri.
Sebab?
Lagi tiga minit nak habis masa, aku masih menulis.Aku ulang fakta yang sama dalam setiap perenggan. Confirmed.
Aku bukan minimalis.

Baca YahooNews, aku ternampak tagline ini.
Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula.
Betul kata pakar, susu ibu juga yang kaya dengan DHA .Yang aku tahu, anak aku nanti bukan sebuah roket. Aku pasti . Tapi mungkin juga boleh jadi begitu jika ayahnya sebuah roket?Mari kita fikir.
Mungkin?.

Selepas makan malam yang agak bosan sebab aku seorang sahaja yang tinggal dalam bilik ini, aku baru perasan, aku telah ditag oleh insan genit bernama adjla .Aku dah abaikan dua tag ( mpi , qeels, aku bakal siapkan. Nanti ok, bila aku rajin. ).


Ada tiga sebab aku mahu siapkan tag ini sesegera yang boleh.
Satu, aku mahu hilangkan lebihan kalori apa yang aku makan tadi.
Dua, sebab aku sayang adjla lebih sikit. :D
Tiga, aku malas belajar Matematik.
Ok. Habis alasan, mari merepek.

1. Apakah benda yang paling penting dalam hidup kamu?
= Apa yang penting? Kerjasama~
Serius. Aku bukan salah seorang ahli Wonderpets. Sebab aku tak cukup comel.

2. Apakah benda akhir yang kamu beli dengan duit sendiri?
= Dengan duit Encik Suhaimi, aku beli makan malam hari ini.

3. Di manakah tempat impian perkahwinan kamu?
= Aku belum bermimpi mahu kahwin.

4. Berapa lama hubungan kamu berkekalan?
= Kejap, hubungan aku dengan siapa ni?.

5. Adakah anda sedang di lamun cinta?
= Dilambung cinta?. Mungkin.

6. Di mana restoran akhir kamu makan malam?
= Kami panggil tempat itu kafe. Memang takde nama khas pun tempat itu.

7. Namakan buku terakhir yang kamu beli?
= Buku hitam kecil karya Daniel Armand Lee. Aku jatuh cinta sebaik buka kotak bungkusannya itu. Tapi selang seminit selepas membelek-belek hati aku sakit. Busuk punya buku, mahal nak mati.

8. Nama penuh anda?
= Nur Farah Adibah bt Suhaimi ( exactly macam dalam ic) .
Nama tak penuh aku deb , debek atau Barbie?. Kau pilih la sendiri.

9. Kamu lebih senang dengan ayah atau emak?
= Senang apa? Main badminton?. Atau main masak-masak?.Dua-dua aku tak senang.

10. Namakan seorang yang kamu ingin jumpa dalam hidup kamu?
=Aku tamak. Tak mahu seorang, aku mahu sembilan. * Jawapan diinspirasi daripada pen-tag sendiri.

11. Sebutkan nama 8 sahabat yang rapat dengan kamu?
= Semua aku tak mahu sebut, boleh jangan ganggu privasi kami?

12. Adakah kamu mencuci pakaian sendiri?
= Aku mahu menbuat pengakuan ikhlas. Mesin basuh dekat dengan kafe yang tiap tiap minggu tolong cuci. Dia rajin ya amat , aku pula pemalas. Nasib baik, kami berkawan rapat. Kira, friend for a benefit la ni.

13. Tempat yang paling seronok yang kamu ingin pergi?
= Tempat paling banyak orang cari di Google.

14. Butirkan perkara tentang orang yang tag kamu..
= Aku suka dia
= Aku sayang dia
= Dia kawan serapat yang boleh dengan aku
= Blog dia best
= Dia pun best
= Aku bagi dia publisiti sikit boleh?. click SINI untuk belog mahluk comel.

15. 8 perkara yang saya gilai..
= Aku tak gila, oleh itu, aku bercadang tak mahu jawab soalan ini.

16. Pelukan atau ciuman?
= Aku pilih yang paling berkesan.

17. 8 buah buku yang paling baru di baca?
= Aku tak ingat. Aku tak mahu ingat.

18. 8 lagu yang kamu boleh dengar berulang kali?
Kecuali:

lagu-lagu seperti : -

= gelek gerudi Inul
= seangkatan band Melayu seperti New Boyz
= M. Daud Kilau
= yang aku nyanyi sendiri.

19. sape yg kamu tag?..
=Aku tag sesiapa yang mahu ditag.
Sila copy paste dan jawab sendiri.


Kau boleh beri aku markah untuk esei ini.

sebab aku stalker yang quite berjaya

10 ways to annoy your waiter.
Posted by viznine | 00:01
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25 comments

1. Three words: eat the check.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.



aku rasa nak translate ini.

10 cara untuk menjengkelkan pelayan kau.
dipos oleh viznine l 00:01
dunialebar
25komen-komen

1. Tiga perkataan - makan itu periksa.

2. Sedang dia melangkah ke dapur, jerit, " Dia mahu meludah dalam sup!"

3. Setiap kali kau makan atau minum, batuk dengan keras.

4. Ikat kain meja keliling leher dan cakap " Kau tak akan caj lelaki Super untuk makan malam kan?"

5. Beriya-iya sebelum membuat pesanan kau minta dibenarkan menyentuh pergaduhan London itu.

6. Selang beberapa saat , jerit , "Yang bukan seperti penkek itu lagi Cuomo!"

7. Setiap kali dia lalu , batuk dan kata , "Gaji minimum".

8. Selepas dia menerangkan mengenai sesuatu yang istimewa, kau jerit, "Sampah!"

9. Tanya, "Tumpang tanya,adakah kau seorang penyanyi yang teruk atau pelakon yang teruk? "

10. Lapan jam makan tengah hari , tip dua ringgit.



Agak- agak boleh tak aku jadik translator untuk subtitle Cerekarama setiap malam Sabtu?
aku tahu ini bukan cita-cita tinggi, tapi boleh la kan?...

10

perkara- perkara yang menjengkelkan.



1. terlebih makan
2. tak cukup makan
3. terlebih tidur
4. tak cukup tidur
5. terlebih pandai
6. tak cukup pandai
7. terlebih suka
8. tak cukup suka
9. terlebih benci
10. tak cukup benci



Aku baru buat no. 1 beberapa minit tadi.
Rasa nk muntah.
Aku marah diri aku untuk ini.


Setelah penat aku stalk ( sumpah, aku tak tahu perkataan yang elok dalam kamus bahasa Melayu untuk mengekspresikan ini sebab aku tahu maksudnya agak pelik ) ,
aku rasa ada sedikit belog dalam internet ini yang sampah.

Dalam banyak-banyak, ada yang aku suka gila , ada yang suka biasa- biasa dan yang lain-lain aku suka baca tapi tak rajin komen.

Aku tak pasti belog aku kategori mana dan aku tak mahu tahu. Tapi yang aku pasti, aku telah baca sampah tadi.

Kasar sangat bahasa?
Dengar ini.
Perlukah kau tulis pasal kau ke kelab + minum + tidur sana sini dan rasa bangga wahai si polan bin si polan yang agamanya Islam dan mukanya terang terang Melayu asli,?.

Aku tak marah kau Islam, Melayu atau tambah koleksi dosa sendiri walaupun aku tahu yang kau simpan sudah cukup banyak.

Aku tak layak mahu tegur.
Dan kau bukan anak aku.
Tapi aku marah sebab aku klik link dan baca belog kau.
Aku marah sebab aku cukup rajin membaca belog kau.

Aku tak baik , serius. Aku jahil.
Cuma aku tak faham logiknya kau mahu bangga diri dengan benda yang terang terang boleh buat kau dikutuk dan dimaki pak cik dan mak cik yang tak mempunyai mentaliti semoden kau itu.

Buruk betul perangai kami orang tak moden ini bukan?.


Aku berusaha berbahasa baku kali ini .
Sekali lagi, aku rasa pelik dan mungkin sedikit sadis?.

Encik belog- nya serupa sampah, kasihan kau jadi subjek kebencian aku hari ini.
Mungkin suatu masa, aku patut minta maaf pada kau.
Mungkin hari raya nanti?.


Oh, boleh aku tambah?

Aku harap siapa yang mahu baca belog itu cari benda lain yang boleh dibaca* ini bukan paksaan.

Aku promosi mamat itu hari ini secara percuma .
Mana royalti untuk aku eh?

Mungkin aku mahu menjaga privasi mamat yang terlibat?.
Atau mungkin sebab aku suka dia dan tak mahu privasi nya dieksplotasi?.
Oh, ya. Mungkin juga aku mahu dia berubah.
Mungkin.
Jadi, tak perlu mintak aku link dia.
Sebab tak mungkin aku akan bagi.

Melainkan kau paksa aku cari semula dengan alasan ,
kau sudah menculik famili aku dan mahu baca belog itu sebagai tuntutan atau dalam English , yang penat aku fikir apa dia translation untuk ini ...ransom?

Aku akan rajin untuk cari jika situasi cukup genting,
itu pun kalau aku tak delete lagi list of history.


Google blog yang ada perkataan clubbing , mungkin kau akan jumpa satu yang kau berkenan untuk baca.

Aku ulang, aku tak baik. Mungkin aku marah dia berperangai begitu atas sebab tertentu.

Jadi ini tertakluk pada Encik belog-nya serupa sampah sahaja. Yang lain, suka hati la korang nak buat apa.
Aku tak marah. Aku tak perlu pun nak marah.
Sebab kadang kadang, aku pun jahat dan mungkin esok lusa aku pun buat perangai yang sama.
Mungkin?.


Ini post aku yang paling panjang buat masa ini.

:D . this is a one happy icon.

Ever since I was barely old enough to understand anything verbal, I believe that I was born with a tendency to like things with alphabets on it.
Be it on a moving vehicles, milk cartons or even someone's face.

Mind not this dimly wit,
I was trying to focus on reading my notes and ended up stranded on this create a post page. With scarce sanity left in my head, I think all alphabets in the world should just be abolished , just so that I don't have to read anything.


Guess, my passion for alphabets is finally fading?.
Wait. I am typing ALPHABETS now.
Screw me.
Another delusional attack of a depressed being?. pfft.